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Once upon a time, there was a conference about conferences. It was the conference con.
The con con.

But secretly, it was all a deceptive scheme. A con.
The con con con.

The attendants were all of them deceived. It was actually a conference on dancing the can-can.
The can-can con con con.

At the end of the can-can, a man dressed as Genghis Khan came out of a cocoon to cheer the dancers.
The can-can con con con Khan cocoon.

The cocoon had previously been used on the set of King Kong.
The can-can con con con King Kong Khan cocoon.

But the event was also sponsored by Immanuel Kant society.
The can-can Kant con con con King Kong Khan cocoon.

The man dressed as Genghis Khan held a moon-shaped balloon.
The can-can Kant con con con King Kong Khan cocoon moon balloon.

On the balloon was a beautiful drawing of the Minnesota state bird, the loon.
The can-can Kant con con con King Kong Khan cocoon loon moon balloon.

Genghis Khan sung a song in rejoicing:
The can-can Kant con con con King Kong Khan cocoon loon moon balloon tune.

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